I'm drinking a Heineken.
Cheers.


I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on Wednesday, April 29, 2009; 7:42 AM

I just remembered.
XinYu said my eyes look bigger than normal today.
Wahaahaha.
Try ask her again tomorrow..

Big eyes big eyes~ A_A

Oh yeah.. And i got soul plane and white castle from chikeen and chooteong respectively.
Thanks dudes!

BTW, a special shoutout for cK.
You the MAN bro!
Hahahahahahahaha...

*hint hint*
*chooteong*
*jianie*
*wink wink*
*fast fast*

Ahahahahahahahahah aha ha ha ha hah ah ah a a a a....


I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on Monday, April 27, 2009; 2:56 AM

If a random 500 bucks dropped from the sky right now,
I would buy...

A|X belt


Onitsuka Tiger Mini Ed.


Cant tink of any else atm.
Hahaha..


I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on ; 2:12 AM

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:









You got Male!


I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on Sunday, April 26, 2009; 3:41 AM

Even little kids can do it =D




I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on ; 2:45 AM

This blog is due for a facelift soon.
Wahahaha.
Once i get the time to do it..
Of cz..
>.<"


I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on Friday, April 24, 2009; 5:08 AM

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.

The first guy says:
I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.

The second guy says:
Damn, that's terrific!! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a travelling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.

The third guy says:
Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some thing very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansion specially for his friend.

The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of theirs sons.

The fourth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and asked:
What's going on, what are all the congratulations for? One of the three said: We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons.
And then he asked, What about your son?

The forth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel!

The fourth man replied: No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends.


I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on Monday, April 20, 2009; 3:49 AM

Today,
I'm going to express my hate for Vista.
Due to "political" reasons, Vista "upgraded" the stable IPv4 into IPv6.
The "political" reason behind it is due to the US govt's new law of implementing IPv6 into the system by mid-year 2009.
Obviously, to sell their already multi-billion dollar product, they changed IPv4 to IPv6.
Plus, Vista also uses a DHCP broadcast flag which conflicts with almost 98% of all modems.
Anyway, the main thing is..
For the whole fucking week it's been giving me problems.
I have sooooo many assignments and work to do.
And I cant connect to the fucking internet.
The hell with Vista.
I think I've wasted around 40-hours working on this thing.

Bill Gates - Fuck you. To think I looked up to you. >.>


I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on Friday, April 17, 2009; 1:46 AM

The mist of doubt has been lifted,
And reveals the truth.
Pooi Leng is actually named after a vegetable.
This one to be exact.

The english spinach.
Other names include : Poh Choy (Cantonese), Bayam (Malay), Puay Leng (Hokkien)

Notice the resembelance? Pooi Leng and Puay Leng. LOL. Even pronounced almost the same.
Wahahahahaha


I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on Thursday, April 16, 2009; 7:57 AM

I want a DSLR.
Please, GOD (if u exist), make a random guy give me enough money for a DSLR.
I promise to be a good boy.
Hahahahaha..


I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on Wednesday, April 15, 2009; 5:25 AM

The theme of the week is...
KARAOKE!!
Watch this epic karaoke fail.. Intro'd by my LAN teacher.
God! He's awesome! (My LAN teacher)
Cheers! =D




I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on Tuesday, April 14, 2009; 7:26 AM

Yay!
It was our 13th month together yesterday.
That makes it one year. (In my terms.)
Wahahahaha.
Darling send me 2 pictures..
1 is her lie on bed..
Lie on bed only. Hahahahaha..
Nothing PG13 or above, perverts.
Brendon's coming KL for SAM. But prolly the July intake.
Goodluck with the MARA bumis..
Hahahahahaha. Omg. That was racist.
Oh well, better not deny what I am.
I am RACIST.
Yes I am.
Although I love hanging out with my indian and malay peeps.
They're racist too! =D
Anyway, my fren told me this joke:
Siva: "Why does Beyoncé sing 'To the left, to the left...' ?"
Me: "Dunno.."
Siva: "Cause Blacks have no rights.."
ROFL.


I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on Thursday, April 9, 2009; 6:57 AM

We have loads of products these days.
And well..
I tink i've managed to find some of the few weird and sick ones out there.
Cheers!
Enjoy!

Condoms
-Alright. I get the point. Still.. Yucks..

Breasts for Jokes

-Yeah, rightttt.. Stick 1 up ur nose, hand or knees! Now boys can have breasts!

PorkBrains!

-I'll give u 20cents to eat that RAW

PorkFaggots

-This is sooooo wrong. Wrong on so many levels..

Sausages?

-Who would eat it after looking at the label? -.-

MicrowaveDinner

-STD's in a can. How.. Desperate -.-


I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on Tuesday, April 7, 2009; 7:49 AM

Erm..
Yeah. More evidence that GOD is non-existent.
Get a load of this.
Jesus Christ has been found dead in his grave together with his family.
Read about it here.


I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on Monday, April 6, 2009; 2:43 AM

No,
Seriously.
Cows are not vegetarians. They eat meat.




I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on Friday, April 3, 2009; 2:03 AM

Hmmm..
Lemme ask ya'll a question.
If con is the opposite of pro..
Then is congress the opposite of progress? (applies to all countries, including M'sia)


I'd like to make myself believe, That planet earth turns slowly..

on Thursday, April 2, 2009; 8:09 AM